According to an anonymously sent recording sent to the Prosperous Turnip, the Vallis Slogan Contest appears to be a ruse to drum up casino traffic. The scheme, created by casino head & governor of Vallis IanVG, is providing him with almost ten-fold profits.
Every captain has a little bit of worry when they fly through the black. Did you plan the route correctly to avoid flying through a supernova? Did you get enough rations for your crew? Did you remember to load enough fuel into the ship?
Prosperous Turnip, Boucher. Police are on-scene and baffled by an event at Tykson Ranch. 5 of their 7 massive chicken coops have been completely removed from the property!
Prosperous Turnip, Boucher - In a first, Governorship of Boucher has changed hands to that of QWNE after Sharlinda overstayed a visit to LH-786a.
Over the past few days there has been a significant fall in the price of Carbon across all markets. During the relative recent Carbon boom, many companies retooled their production lines to capitalize on the upswing in prices. However, now that prices have fallen, the carbon supply has far outpaced demand.
Katoa. The planet of fabricated dreams for many an entrepreneur has claimed yet another victim.
A study of COLIQ’ing businesses has revealed that quite a few of them ended it all because they had dirt on GDP. Prosperous Turnip has hired an “expert” to do an analysis on the cause.
Financial experts are closely monitoring prices as a staggering amount of the universe’s populace begin to adopt a unique system of government prevalent to ancient old Earth.
Prosperous Turnip, Promitor - Markets are in turmoil today after nearly twenty thousand tons of crops were destroyed due to an invasive species of butterfly which was discovered early Friday afternoon.
Ancient stone tablets were found, that seem to reveal some historic significance about the universe.