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Now! That's What I Call Music 11,142!

A big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else on Katoa, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.

It’s here! Fifty-two massive hits. Fourteen number ones! The original and still the best: NOW! That’s What I Call Music!

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Billy Injured on the Job

APEX was grinding away slowly due to the primary operator, Billy the Courageous Server Hamster, being rushed to the veterinarian.

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Breaking - Katoa Quarantined

After much deliberation in the Galactic Senate, the measure passed with a super majority. Katoa is to be quarantined, effective immediately.

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