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Bloodied Molp declares planet space no longer an issue

Drenched in blood and showing a distinct limp, Molp, one of the great architects in the universe declared triumphantly today that space on the 3 most popular planets is no longer an issue. “It’s not a problem anymore,” an out of breath Molp said to the Galactic Senate while gripping a handrail tightly. “It’s fixed. Problem solved.” Photographer: Saganaki
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Recovered systems

We’ve recovered our systems after a massive crash. Please forgive us, as all of our data was lost. The backups were lost, and the backups of the backups were also lost. We’re working with authorities to identify the cause, current belief is that it’s a directed attack, though noone is yet claiming credit.
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