New Use for Carbon Proposed

Over the past few days there has been a significant fall in the price of Carbon across all markets. During the relative recent Carbon boom, many companies retooled their production lines to capitalize on the upswing in prices. However, now that prices have fallen, the carbon supply has far outpaced demand.

Under promise of anonymity, McGanksta of C|RAP claims he has a plan to revitalize the sinking carbon ship.

Carbon scrubbers are a tried and true method of filtering air. In particular, I propose the widespread adoption of carbon scrubbers on Katoa, because let’s be honest: It smells like shit there.

Esabab, governor of Katoa responded,

Well, technically, ammonia doesn’t smell like shit. It’s a different smell entirely.