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Riot Destroys "New" Turnip Headquarters

A few weeks ago, Prosperous Turnip moved their headquarters from Katoa to Promitor. After all, a top-quality publication like Prosperous Turnip deserved a primary building on the sparkling commercial jewel of the universe, rather than a backwater planet like Katoa.

Prosperous Turnip headquarters on Katoa
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Rain Industries Votes Ignored

Rain Industries went to vote in Etherwind’s CoGC upcoming program, and found that they were completely uninfluential.

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Promitor Casino Announces Psychic Readings

Prosperous Turnip, Promitor - Easy Street Casino announced today that they’ve added psychic performances to their lineup. “Miranda” has a new show there where she does her psychic readings amongst the audience several nights a week.

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APEX Downtime Exposes Addiction Shared by Many CEOs

As APEX developers worked countless hours to address a myriad of networking issues causing production lines to be held up across the universe, a ProsperousTurnip investigation has turned up the addictions of many CEOs.

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