Prosperous Turnip, Promitor - Easy Street Casino announced today that they’ve added psychic performances to their lineup. “Miranda” has a new show there where she does her psychic readings amongst the audience several nights a week.
Prosperous Turnip tagged along for an interview1 between Prdgi from GDP and molp, one of the premier APEX developers.
APEX Promoter and Public Relations Manager, NickNack, has started a new campaign to help new CEOs in their operations to take their companies from small startups to massive industry giants.
ProsperousTurnip, Promitor - In a published notice, leadership of the GTU (previously PTU) announced their intent to slowly turn into GDP over the coming months. Leader of PTU, LordScrubjay remarked,
What we tried didn’t work and what GDP is doing obviously does, so we’re going to “boil the frog” as they say and slowly become them.
Prosperous Turnip, Etherwind - Contributors to the COGC upkeep on Etherwind were shocked to discover that the COGC workers continued to accept DW even after they received enough.
As APEX developers worked countless hours to address a myriad of networking issues causing production lines to be held up across the universe, a ProsperousTurnip investigation has turned up the addictions of many CEOs.
After hours upon hours of investigation into the possibility of “memory leaks” or “bugs” in the latest update, APEX developer Martin discovered the true cause of APEX slowness.
Corporations have been utilizing a little extra money and some unused land to create shrine-like monuments to the APEX developers. We visited Slomes, Inc.’s factory on Promitor to see the work of art they created on their property.
Prosperous Turnip, Promitor - Promitor reported more than 100 company representives casting a vote, making this heated mudslinging event a record.
Prosperous Turnip, Promitor - The race for the next governor of Promitor is coming to its final hours, and the candidates are neck and neck. They’re also apparently at each others throats!
