CEO Just Wants to Produce Goods to Sell In Peace Without Being Forced to Recognize Workers' Humanity In Any Way

Preferring to just have his goods produced without fuss, Dirk Diggler of GTU, expressed frustration today that he was being forced to recognize his workers’ humanity.

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I wish they’d stop bringing basic human dignity into this. Safety Stations? Infirmaries? What’s next? Bars? Brothels? Where does it end?

Dirk Diggler, added that his workers already have everything they need to live.

Just plain ridiculous. They already get food, water, and clothes. I just don’t understand it.


  1. image courtesy of businessinsider: https://www.businessinsider.com/9-things-youre-doing-that-your-boss-probably-hates-2018-10 ↩︎