The Devil Incarnate To Pass Torch to Apprentice On Promitor

Prosperous Turnip, Promitor. In a surprise announcement, prdgi of GDP’s Intent For Torment on Promitor (AKA “G.I.F.T. on Promitor”) is taking applications for an apprentice1. Citing “lack of time due to real-life commitments [torturing Promitorians]”, the Devil will be passing the torch a new prospective tormentor.

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3.2 million ICA will be inherited by the new apprentice, “Little Nicky”, for their discretionary use. It seems that the famous quote holds true:

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Promitor to raise taxes.

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