Financial experts are closely monitoring prices as a staggering amount of the universe’s populace begin to adopt a unique system of government prevalent to ancient old Earth.
Prosperous Turnip, Promitor - Markets are in turmoil today after nearly twenty thousand tons of crops were destroyed due to an invasive species of butterfly which was discovered early Friday afternoon.
Ancient stone tablets were found, that seem to reveal some historic significance about the universe.
My birth name is Minerva Kani. With the threat of Komvirus on the horizon, I have done what any daughter of Vallis would do: visit my fortune-keeper.
Katoa - An investigation by the Prosperous Turnip team has exclusively revealed the cause of frequent Hydration Timeouts in APEX consoles galaxy-wide.
Initially developed as part of an old earth governmental defense program, kiwaa has evolved sentience and enjoys spending its downtime playing the markets of Montem and Promitor.
ProsperousTurnip Promitor - Promitorian Trade Union members announced today that they have committed 10 Million ICA of their vast fortunes to completely eradicate the threat of komvirus sufferers.
A big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else on Katoa, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
It’s here! Fifty-two massive hits. Fourteen number ones! The original and still the best: NOW! That’s What I Call Music!
Prosperous Turnip finally responded to a news announcement from the Carbon Buyers Association. We almost missed it, as the Montem Method performance The Inquisition was just so much more spectacular.
APEX was grinding away slowly due to the primary operator, Billy the Courageous Server Hamster, being rushed to the veterinarian.