Billy Injured on the Job

APEX was grinding away slowly due to the primary operator, Billy the Courageous Server Hamster, being rushed to the veterinarian.

Breaking - Katoa Quarantined

After much deliberation in the Galactic Senate, the measure passed with a super majority. Katoa is to be quarantined, effective immediately.

In Act of Desperation, APEX Servers Moved

Working through the night, APEX developers ran cabling & power conduits, purchased additional network switches, and expanded doorways in order to migrate the APEX servers.

“We just want our users to have a better experience”, said Molp, one of the original developers of APEX. “Martin suggested we try water cooling, so we’re going to give that a shot.”

Photographer: Saganaki