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New Shipping Ad Feature Lets You Decide If Hauler Crew Get Food and Water

In an effort to improve the lives of company workers, APEX is testing out a controversial new feature that lets CEOs decide whether or not their hauler crews will get their food and water needs for the haul.

What we’re trying to do here is put as much choice into the CEO’s hands as possible. I’m so excited to see what options CEOs decide upon. Right now, they can choose between the options: None, Water, Potable Water, and Rations.

-molp

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ProsperousUniverse To Restructure Business Model Around Temporary EVE Outages

Immediately following EVE’s most recent temporary outage, Nick of ProsperousUniverse announced a new business model which relies exclusively on spikes of users due to temporary EVE outages.

We call it the “crumbs model”. Basically, we await for users that happen to find us after any downtime EVE sees. Of course, I’ve also done some search engine optimization for the phrase “games like EVE online but not EVE online.”

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Rumored Star-Gate Found Near Hortus

ProsperousTurnip, Promitor. In an exciting turn of events, scientists have discovered a star-gate near Promitor’s sun, Hortus. The star-gate hypothesis, as theorized by Gag Halfrunt, is one of the famous scientist’s recent contributions to the scientific community.

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Limestone Shortage - Nemesis Accident or Devious Scheme?

Nemesis CEO Frostwood accidently caused a universe wide shortage by creating a lucrative constructor start package. Constructors are now found digging everywhere for the now precious rock. Even places that have no limestone.

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Pioneer Log Found in KW-688 Sector

The Turnip has received a copy of an anonymous pioneer’s log found in the KW-688 sector. Without modifications, it is as follows:

Pioneer #876

Day #3

It’s been a rough and loong ride aboard AVI-000T8, but we’re here! We’re finally in the solar system, we’re at Etherwind!

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