Katoa - An investigation by the Prosperous Turnip team has exclusively revealed the cause of frequent Hydration Timeouts in APEX consoles galaxy-wide.
Initially developed as part of an old earth governmental defense program, kiwaa has evolved sentience and enjoys spending its downtime playing the markets of Montem and Promitor.
ProsperousTurnip Promitor - Promitorian Trade Union members announced today that they have committed 10 Million ICA of their vast fortunes to completely eradicate the threat of komvirus sufferers.
A big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else on Katoa, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.
It’s here! Fifty-two massive hits. Fourteen number ones! The original and still the best: NOW! That’s What I Call Music!
Prosperous Turnip finally responded to a news announcement from the Carbon Buyers Association. We almost missed it, as the Montem Method performance The Inquisition was just so much more spectacular.
APEX was grinding away slowly due to the primary operator, Billy the Courageous Server Hamster, being rushed to the veterinarian.
After days of in-depth analysis, Frederick VonHaughn’s team of statisticians from the University of Prima-Etherwind have determined that corporation GDP’s stranglehold has tightened significantly on the economy.
Speaking with reporters about how lucky she is to be pursuing her life’s passion, Sharlinda of Shared Drinks Ltd said yesterday she would always feel grateful for the turn of events.
Zytkow Mechanicals presents the Vogoltic P5700!
After much deliberation in the Galactic Senate, the measure passed with a super majority. Katoa is to be quarantined, effective immediately.
