Prosperous Turnip finally responded to a news announcement from the Carbon Buyers Association. We almost missed it, as the Montem Method performance The Inquisition was just so much more spectacular.
APEX was grinding away slowly due to the primary operator, Billy the Courageous Server Hamster, being rushed to the veterinarian.
After days of in-depth analysis, Frederick VonHaughn’s team of statisticians from the University of Prima-Etherwind have determined that corporation GDP’s stranglehold has tightened significantly on the economy.
Speaking with reporters about how lucky she is to be pursuing her life’s passion, Sharlinda of Shared Drinks Ltd said yesterday she would always feel grateful for the turn of events.
Zytkow Mechanicals presents the Vogoltic P5700!
After much deliberation in the Galactic Senate, the measure passed with a super majority. Katoa is to be quarantined, effective immediately.
Due to Dr. Jacob Kom’s recent discovery of the contagious pathogen, many settlers are passing on their kombucha rations (widely called KOM rations).
As developers for APEX work around the clock to resolve flight time inaccuracies, the ProsperousTurnip has discovered the blame lies with cargo hauler operators. Speaking under promise of anonymity, the ProsperousTurnip has interviewed a number of the operators.
At a rally yesterday evening, newly elected governor of Promitor, LordScrubjay, announced his promises to crowds of Promitorians.
Working through the night, APEX developers ran cabling & power conduits, purchased additional network switches, and expanded doorways in order to migrate the APEX servers.
“We just want our users to have a better experience”, said Molp, one of the original developers of APEX. “Martin suggested we try water cooling, so we’re going to give that a shot.”
