Opinion - Dark Times Ahead, Stockpile Iron Ore

My birth name is Minerva Kani. With the threat of Komvirus on the horizon, I have done what any daughter of Vallis would do: visit my fortune-keeper.

Photograph courtesy Joe Mabel, CC BY-SA 3.0

She has advised us to stock up on the iron ore that Mother provides us as the dark times approaches. My lucky numbers for this month are 7, 8, and 20. As a result, I have ensured that my family has ready access to 7820 tons of iron ore for the ensuing months ahead. Ignore what the doctors tell you, for they do not listen to Mother’s words. If you wish to survive the dark days ahead, heed my advice:

Follow these instructions and you may survive the times ahead.