If You Want Something, Go And Take It, Says Pirate Turned Motivational Speaker Dirk


ProsperousTurnip, Gibson - As the first Local Markets start ramping up usage, Dirk, former space pirate and now motivational speaker to top companies, wants to remind you if you really want something, nothing should stop you from attaining it.

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Even if people don’t think it’s ‘socially acceptable’ to take shipments from other companies, don’t listen to them. You need to do what’s best for YOU”

What Dirk is saying here is that CEOs often apologize when no apology is required—the marketplace is no place to show weakness.

No space at the destination? Don’t have enough SF or FF? Won’t make the delivery on time? Well, you did your best. It’s yours now. YOU’RE the boss. YOU’RE in charge.

Further to the ex-pirate’s philosophy for self-confidence, he wants you to know that you should pay no matter to what any government, especially the one on Montem, says about you.

I don’t care what anyone says about my smell or that Rubicate is claiming my scent is a “biological weapon that could harm Montem.” So what if I had my 4 year old with me when I avoided the authorities. Do what gets you what you want.

Despite his popularity, sources close to the Turnip claim most venues have him banned. Apparently, it is cost-prohibitive to clean, fumigate, and re-paint the walls after every talk Dirk gives.


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