ProsperousTurnip, Umbra. A resounding victory for scientist preservationists for they worried that the creatures could be lost forever: a scientist couple on Umbra have successfully mated and are scheduled to have offspring in 7 months.
After years of rock solid ship reliability, APEX intend to have cargo haulers start to break down and malfunction due to “meteorite damage” and “wear and tear.”
Listen, it just doesn’t make sense to have these ships last forever. At some point, you just need to switch to a new provider and upgrade to the newest model—while locked into a contract for 2 years, of course.
Katoan officials hope to locate philanthropist for their very generous donation.
With the donor’s help, the citizenry of Katoa will see their health skyrocket. When pioneer health rises, the economy rises. The time to invest in Katoa is now!
-I_am_Tex
Preferring to just have his goods produced without fuss, Dirk Diggler of GTU, expressed frustration today that he was being forced to recognize his workers’ humanity.
Prosperous Turnip, Promitor. In a surprise announcement, prdgi of GDP’s Intent For Torment on Promitor (AKA “G.I.F.T. on Promitor”) is taking applications for an apprentice1. Citing “lack of time due to real-life commitments [torturing Promitorians]”, the Devil will be passing the torch a new prospective tormentor.
Astrophysicists investigating the planet Berthier have determined that, surprisingly, it is not a rocky planet, as previously thought.
The Galactic Senate has opened its doors to the unwashed masses of the universe, complete with written invitations! Come see the new and improved Senate Gardens!
After two months of agonizing investigation into his death, GTU security forces1 have deemed the death of Jkomut of GDP a suicide.
After promises to increase developer count by 33%, APEX Developer Martin announced the successful on-boarding of developer Manoj. A Prosperous Turnip investigation has revealed that “Manoj” is in fact, a figment of the team’s imagination.
A longstanding InsuFoam (INF) cartel consisting of Rain Industries and Slomes, Inc. was destroyed by new companies inserting themselves into the market.
