Immediately following EVE’s most recent temporary outage, Nick of ProsperousUniverse announced a new business model which relies exclusively on spikes of users due to temporary EVE outages.
We call it the “crumbs model”. Basically, we await for users that happen to find us after any downtime EVE sees. Of course, I’ve also done some search engine optimization for the phrase “games like EVE online but not EVE online.”
ProsperousTurnip, Promitor. In an exciting turn of events, scientists have discovered a star-gate near Promitor’s sun, Hortus. The star-gate hypothesis, as theorized by Gag Halfrunt, is one of the famous scientist’s recent contributions to the scientific community.
With the Promitor (VH-331a) election soon coming to a close, Governor Catfiz has successfully launched the Hortus system’s very first Local Market. Promitor CEOs rejoiced as the need for expensive fuel has fallen immensely with the mainly agriculture focused economy.
Nemesis CEO Frostwood accidently caused a universe wide shortage by creating a lucrative constructor start package. Constructors are now found digging everywhere for the now precious rock. Even places that have no limestone.
ProsperousTurnip, Gibson - As the first Local Markets start ramping up usage, Dirk, former space pirate and now motivational speaker to top companies, wants to remind you if you really want something, nothing should stop you from attaining it.
After a devastating week to all company finances, QWNE members across the universe have been left wondering how they would even feed their egos. An uncountable amount of currency, estimated in the hundreds of trillions, was lost collectively, leaving the once wealthy in desperate need of validation.
