Hundreds of Forced COLIQs Overnight
BREAKING NEWS:
In what seems like under the span of three hours, hundreds of companies were forced to COLIQ last night.
The Prosperous Turnip team is investigating this story as it develops.
The Prosperous Turnip team is investigating this story as it develops.
After thousands of hours of time spent chatting on the topic, molp today announced the addition of a new rule:
Local CEO recently contributed to a chat discussion by assuring everyone that he completely understands the intricacies of Prosperous Universe based on his experience with the game.
Look, it’s pretty simple. I should know, I once dropped out of an economics course in college.
In an effort to improve the lives of company workers, APEX is testing out a controversial new feature that lets CEOs decide whether or not their hauler crews will get their food and water needs for the haul.
What we’re trying to do here is put as much choice into the CEO’s hands as possible. I’m so excited to see what options CEOs decide upon. Right now, they can choose between the options: None, Water, Potable Water, and Rations.
-molp
Immediately following EVE’s most recent temporary outage, Nick of ProsperousUniverse announced a new business model which relies exclusively on spikes of users due to temporary EVE outages.
We call it the “crumbs model”. Basically, we await for users that happen to find us after any downtime EVE sees. Of course, I’ve also done some search engine optimization for the phrase “games like EVE online but not EVE online.”
ProsperousTurnip, Promitor. In an exciting turn of events, scientists have discovered a star-gate near Promitor’s sun, Hortus. The star-gate hypothesis, as theorized by Gag Halfrunt, is one of the famous scientist’s recent contributions to the scientific community.
With recent events, Antares has been turned on its head. Large crowds gather in the streets to protest massive lay-offs in the mining districts.
March 25th 3021, the Universe weeps over their favorite litte bug.
With the Promitor (VH-331a) election soon coming to a close, Governor Catfiz has successfully launched the Hortus system’s very first Local Market. Promitor CEOs rejoiced as the need for expensive fuel has fallen immensely with the mainly agriculture focused economy.