Photographer: Saganaki

Photograph courtesy of KWCH Montem News.

Cotton bales are still burning on Montem. The fire is believed to have been started by a day-trader upset that he bought too much cotton at high prices.

PT was leaked a copy of a classified document being passed through the Promitor Administration Facility, detailing an assault on an unmarked and previously unknown detention facility. According to the brief, it seems that GDP sent an heavily-armed squad to liberate several of it’s members accused of treason.

GDP officials commented that they were “just doing what’s best for their members.”

Promitor ADM officials refused to comemnt.

Esabab’s shenanigans on the Promitor CX have stirred the political cauldron of Promitor Governorship in the latest bout between Governor Catfiz and Candidate LordScrubJay. With citizens in uproar over the price of H2O on a planet with a seemingly-endless supply of the natural resource, Governor Catfiz is calling for calm.

Drenched in blood and showing a distinct limp, Molp, one of the great architects in the universe declared triumphantly today that space on the 3 most popular planets is no longer an issue. “It’s not a problem anymore,” an out of breath Molp said to the Galactic Senate while gripping a handrail tightly. “It’s fixed. Problem solved.”

Photographer: Saganaki

We’ve recovered our systems after a massive crash. Please forgive us, as all of our data was lost. The backups were lost, and the backups of the backups were also lost.

We’re working with authorities to identify the cause, current belief is that it’s a directed attack, though noone is yet claiming credit.