Billy Injured on the Job

APEX underperforming as Billy's tasks are handled by his backup

APEX was grinding away slowly due to the primary operator, Billy the Courageous Server Hamster, being rushed to the veterinarian.

Veterinarian assistant, Jill, revealed that Doctor Natalie has diagnosed Billy with a broken heart.

“He’s just been working so hard, that he hasn’t had any time for love.”

While Billy gets some personal time with a friendly female, his duties are being handled by Bobby the Backup Gerbil. Please be patient while Bobby finds his ideal speed on the wheel.

Update @ 14:25

In order to allow for Billy to get some more “me” time, applications are being accepted for the Server Hampster role. If you love running on a wheel, this might be your dream job!