Breaking - Katoa Quarantined
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· By: Saganaki
After much deliberation in the Galactic Senate, the measure passed with a super majority. Katoa is to be quarantined, effective immediately.
In the senate press room, interim speaker Skullbearer of GOT announced:
The measure took nearly 18 hours to pass, but my supporters and I truly feel it was for the best of the universe at large.
Speaker Skullbearer continued:
To be clear: There are no known cases of the Komvirus on Katoa. It’s just that Katoa is a shithole.
The universe as a whole can no longer afford to let the stupidity that infects every native Katoan spread amongst the rest of us.