At a rally yesterday evening, newly elected governor of Promitor, LordScrubjay, announced his promises to crowds of Promitorians.

As gasps and cries resonated through the crowds at the sight of his growing nose, LordScrubjay announced, “Under my direction, Promitor will grow more powerful than ever!” As his nose slowly blocked his vision, the newly elected governor muttered, “not again!” before abruptly leaving the podium.

We were unable to reach to governor for comment. Only time will tell what will arise from these developments.