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“It was a bit rough at the end there” mining expert Vorian said yesterday evening. Mining outpost on CR-911b belonging to Strategem Group has been without basic rations and drinking water for 47 days.

“We were also running extremely low on overalls. Some of us had to share between shifts.” When asked for comment, Strategem Group CEO prdgi responded “The population requirements table says OVE, not OVEs! I don’t see what the fuss is about.”