Study - Owners with Dirt on GDP Have 642% Greater Risk of COLIQ

A study of COLIQ’ing businesses has revealed that quite a few of them ended it all because they had dirt on GDP. Prosperous Turnip has hired an “expert” to do an analysis on the cause.

The expert wrote up (in record time!) a report showing that the more dirt a company owner has acquired on GDP members, the more likely they are to COLIQ. GDP claims that to not know anything about it, and that the owners must be doing this voluntarily. Most ex-company owners claim that they didn’t have any dirt on GDP, and thus it must have all been planted after the fact.

Fear tactics might be at play. But are they afraid of GDP or the Galatic Senate (which has been engaging in efforts to make GDP look bad)?